Ruffle Wrist Cuffs

Description

Think of something. Anything. Got it? OK, now whatever that thing is, imagine it with ruffles. Didnt it just get better? It did, because thats how ruffles work. Consider the potato chip, for instance. Pretty good, right? But now take that potato chip, and add ruffles. See? That makes it even better. The list of things that are infinitely improved by adding ruffles is so long that we dont even have to give you more than one example from it.

Any self-respecting clown, Renaissance character, or burlesque dancer worth their salt wouldnt be caught dead leaving the house without a set of high quality Ruffle Wrist Cuffs. If you do go without them, you reckless thing, then dont come crying to us when your wrists get cold or you arent deemed fancy enough to get into the citys hottest nightclubs.